That time I fought for and almost died in America.

Been there, tried that.

As innocent as an angel.

I will send her a benediction.

Russian front lines and Putin’s regime will collapse like the Titan, under the weight of all the lies and repression. The debt has come due.

Tweet du jour.

Reminds me of that time I helped renew the Groton waterfront. 🔥

This just in: Ukraine failed to appreciate Russia's free demolition services. #FascistRussianWar

1776 was provoked! I was provoked!

Here is an interview you would NEVER see on Fox News.

Can confirm.

Bruh.

This man is my hero.

Hilarious

Just woke up. What did I miss?

Hey Senator Ted Cruz , 😘.

Been there, done that.

She’s got game.

Aw shucks.

Once again, I’ve got competition.