Memo to GOP:

Your presumptive presidential nominee and party leader is fundraising on 'I'm in court again.'

It's past time to stop referring to your cult as 'the party of Lincoln.'

It's not easy for Don Snoreleone to stay alert when he's up half the night rage posting on Truth Social.

And here's the presumptive Republican presidential nominee with today's uplifting, inspirational message to the nation.

Sure, because Nelson Mandela was a courageous hero to his nation and Trump is... not that.

Yes, but in fairness to Trump, those kids shouldn't have had their graduations when Daddy Nobucks would be out chasing porn stars and hookers.

Oh please, Eric Trump...

Worry more about the fact that your Dad never remembers your birthday and always refers to you as 'the goofy-looking one.'

Judge Juan Merchan warned Trump today that if he fails to show up in court without any explanation, a warrant will be issued for his arrest.

Oh please, oh please, oh please.

I can hear him already: 'The other inmates at Rikers Island were very nasty and very unfair to me.'

Were I a prospective juror:

'Your honor, despite the defendant being a racist, treasonous, sexually-assaulting, misogynistic, babbling piece of rotting human garbage who tried to overthrow the government - of course I can be impartial.'

'This is an assault on our country,' said Donald J. Crybaby.

I don't know... It kind of feels like 'an assault' against a career criminal, with 34 felony counts pending, who's being held accountable for the first time in his miserable life.

But that's just moi.

This Day in History...

April 15, 1947: Jackie Robinson becomes first African American player in Major League Baseball

Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, 'Woke Brooklyn team destroys purity of Major Leagues.'

history.com/this-day-in-hi…

Today, for the first time in United States history, a former president goes on criminal trial.

He is charged with 34 felony counts.

Hell of a presumptive presidential nominee (and standard bearer) you have there, GOP.

#TrumpTrial

Joel Pett (joel pett) with perfection on Trump supporters.

Donald J. Pants-on-Fire can't open his mouth without lying.

I look forward to additional charges for perjury.

Mike Luckovich (mike luckovich) brings the goods today.

So as a parent, your paragon, the person you want your children to admire...

Goes on trial Monday for fraud
Is the first former president to be criminally tried
Is twice impeached
Faces a total of 88 felony charges
Is a racist, a pathological liar and a rapist

Sick. Just sick.

So your standard bearer, the cream of your crop...

Goes on trial Monday for fraud
Is the first former president to be criminally tried
Is twice impeached
Faces a total of 88 felony charges
Is a racist, a pathological liar and a rapist

Hell of a party you have there, GOP.

Editor's Note:

The person speaking goes on trial for fraud on Monday.

Editor's Note:

The person speaking goes on trial for fraud on Monday.