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Anybody know if there's a dedicated phone line for telling £3bn bailout idiots Thames Water 💧 to stick their proposed £16 a month bill increase right up their sewage pipe? I refuse to pay over £50 a month for them to dig up the same bits of the Uxbridge Road over and over, Ofwat

On this day in 1973: The Wombles made their television debut on BBC1 narrated by the wonderful Bernard Cribbins. If you only remember one thing today, Remember you're a Womble.

I'm in a pub being subjected to Donald J. Trump at a "conservative conference". (read: Nuremberg rally), on the television, and he just comes across as the cock-juggling thundercunt gobshite that you automatically think he is. I pray for an open-top car drive through Dallas.

Between Ealing Council and Thames Water 💧 both announcing how they're putting my bills up this year, I can't decide which of the two incompetent-money-grabbing-bunch-of-useless-arseholes-I'm-stuck-with-no-matter-how-shit-they-are, to tell to fuck off first!

Looks like tomorrow will be spent on the phone with the £3bn bailout conmen that are Thames Water 💧, to see how they justify putting my annual bill up by £200+. I'll happily take it up with CCW - The voice for water consumers & Ofwat AGAIN. Numbers out of a hat billing, and I can't switch provider. Ripoff!

Only the completely useless, thoughtless & unreliable SWR Help could schedule engineering works on Mother's Day, scuppering my chances of getting down to Dorset without a replacement bus service between Bournemouth & Poole. And still charging a fortune for the privilege. Cretins.

If this UK beer isn't a future episode title, I don't know what is, Bryan Johnson booyah Brian Quinn 😂😂

Who came up with the new NOWTV menu? The UX is terrible. Nothing makes sense & appears to focus on branding (those Avatar options!) rather than content. Did they go to the pub for eight pints and take the worst parts of other streaming channels to create NOWenstein's Monster?

After a £200+ increase in my annual bill this year, when our 2-person household literally just showers and washes up, I might just cancel the direct debit, Thames Water 💧, and you can come whistle for the money.

Those absolute cash-grabbing cretins, Thames Water 💧 bosses are cashing in on a £3bn bailout - while pipes leak and bills rise. Stop bonuses for failure. Sign the petition now to get the Government to step in: 👇 38d.gs/j6cc

When you get an email from SWR Help that tells you it's about to be operated by a new company, and thinks that the phrase, 'Although the legal operator is changing, your experience won’t.' is reassuring, whilst forgetting that the current 'experience' has been bobbins for years!

Getting bored, NOW.. I've tolerated your awful UE menu for over a month, & it's still automatically playing shows/trailers like an insistent marketing puppy trying to hump my leg, despite all settings tuned to 'nope'. What's my next move? Aside from firing the box into space?

I can only deduce - from the low expiry dates, poorly stocked shelves, half closed self-service checkouts & the clueless staff - that the Acton W3 branch of Morrisons is about to be razed to the ground, the soil blessed by a priest, & a better supermarket put in its place?🙏🏻

Thames Water wants to block campaigners from speaking out against them?! Enough is enough. The Government must renationalise this failing water company. Agree? Sign the petition today: 38d.gs/k5kp Absolute bunch of money-grabbing, time-wasting jokers!

Does anybody have any recommendations for a new UK shaving subscription service after Dollar Shave Club screwed the pooch and stopped supporting the Executive blades? That Club 6 they forced upon everyone sits in my bathroom cupboard like the grooming equivalent of a U2 album.

Not on here a lot these days, but a vote for Codswallop is a vote for... Um... Stuff I've been on? Nah.. They're myyyyyyyyyy mates!

🚨 Water bosses are dodging the ban on bonuses that was meant to put an end to their huge pay packets - while sewage floods our rivers and seas and our bills soar. Sign the petition to help put an end to this scandal: 38d.gs/-ljh - Thames Water 💧 is a massive con!

Last year, I finally finished my #Cluethemovie 'property trading game', and got a "Keep up the good work!" from writer John Landis. Now, I've just finished my second board game to feature Michael McKean...