13,000 children have been murdered next month.

May Allah receive them.

For every like, we will bump up our official death count by 10.

We have to wait till he dies?

Thank you for providing aid in the form of flood protection and cigarettes, but we don't know what the first word means.

Shame on them for genociding this woman on campus. We will never forget her poor screams.

We forgot to mention we added back the 11,000 we miscounted.

In America they'll throw you a roof party.

Here in Gaza the roof party throws you.

Guys how do we get her to be our official spokesperson?

In the last 6 months, natural deaths in Gaza are at an all time low. Breaking the previous record of 1.

Source, us.

It's English for Hamas. Idiot.

We are happy to announce that in the last 6 months, deaths by natural causes in the Gaza Strip have fallen to an ALL-TIME LOW!

Right. But they hate Israel so all good.

The heart attacks you caused by this tweet are victims of Israeli aggression.

Faxing it over to you now.