Joe Hart dives like Del Boy falling through the bar.

Only thing I find half amusing about this humiliation is that Ajax have a player called Kenneth Taylor. He should 100% be a joiner from Melvich

CLUB VISIT | Great to have kids down from John O’Groats FC for a kick about and to watch this afternoon’s game against Hearts. The kids even got the chance to have a chat with the manager before kick off

Due to the fact I’m 35 I have no idea who this insufferable twat “Speed” is, but Twitter certainly wants to watch about 15 videos a day of the cunt

My favourite parts of the Ronaldo interview

I’ll be sad to see the end of this World Cup but I’ll be more than happy to get a break from Peter fucking Walton #ARGCRO

It’s absolutely mad that Aberdeen going out the Scottish Cup to a side from the Ayrshire Juniors League isn’t the most embarrassing thing to happen to a Scottish club this week

Buzzed to announce our new album ‘Honey Now’ will be released 01/09/23 on the legendary Fierce Panda Records Here’s the 1st single: Thoughts / Dreams / Regrets youtu.be/05DRt_Kwv5I Stream everywhere and spread the word. Glad to be back. NW x

A Million People is out!! The 2nd single from our 2nd album ‘Honey Now’ (out Sep 1st). We hope you dig. Stream, like, share… all that! We’re sick of having real jobs now. Full video: youtu.be/J6QMKVkTtlA

I must admit, the top 2 trends on Twitter aren’t exactly fuelling my enthusiasm for the season starting next weekend

The new John o'Groats Football Club looking fantastic 😍 Might have to get a pre-order on the go. Anyone interested?!

Rangers in that first half

Imagine you had the privilege to ask this utterly useless Rangers board a serious question about the bin fire that is the current state of RFC and you come out with this pish.

New home shirt 😍 Delighted to receive our new home shirt from Macron Thanks to 8 Doors Distillery, Norse Stone, J&G Shearer and Mackay Strength Fitness for their ongoing sponsorship.

Everyone at Everton is deeply saddened by the death of our former striker Kevin Campbell at the age of just 54. Not just a true Goodison Park hero and icon of the English game, but an incredible person as well - as anyone who ever met him will know. RIP, Super Kev. 💙

Season 2024 all over for John o’Groats following a 4-0 win over Thurso Swifts in the play off in Dunnet last night. Goals came from Martin Sinclair, Stuart Sinclair, Grant Budge and Callum Musgrave. We retain our first division status for another year.

Gennaro Gattuso. The Rangers Years.