When I’m President, I’m deporting this guy on Day One.

💪 If we don’t send an army of patriots to stop Trump from stealing the 2026 election, as he did with the 2024 Presidential election (we all know Kamala won) American democracy will be over. I will be organizing “Stop the Steal” events throughout the country.

I don’t care if Donald J. Trump runs for a third term in 2028. I will beat him. Gavin Newsom 2028 MAKE AMERICA CALIFORNIA hats 🧢 go on sale soon!

Thank you Brian Tyler Cohen for interviewing me as I prepare to formally launch my 2028 Presidential campaign! I’m indeed animated, defiant, and excited about undoing EVERYTHING Trump is doing to America as a MAKE AMERICA CALIFORNIA. Imagine a USA without prisons, with high

Fake news.

Buckle up, Donald Trump. I’m gonna rig all the elections more than I’ve rigged them before. You can just call me “Rigger” from now on.

Hello X Elon Musk Support Why have you restricted my account? Did Gavin Newsom & his pals complain? As my profile says in two different ways, in plain English, including a special parody flag, I’m a PARODY account. Kindly remove the restrictions. Thanks!

This is a bigger joke than Gavin Newsom’s actual attempt at running for President.

Thank you sweetheart, I mean First Partner! I’m incredibly proud of myself as well. I will spend as much California taxpayer money as needed to make Trump look bad in the media.

Wherever you go Elex Michaelson, I hope you’ll continue making me look sexy, smart, & successful.

I don’t care that ThePersistence is a Republican. He’s wickedly sexy. OK I said it. Calm down.

Yo Buzz Patterson I would LOVE to run against you for President. Your defeat will be even more embarrassing than those of Kamala & Hillary COMBINED. Bring it!

DONALD “CROOKED” TRUMP, THE BIGGEST LOSER IN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY (MANY SAY EVEN WORSE THAN NIXON!), IS TRYING TO STEAL SEATS WITH HIS FAKE MAPS, BUT I, GAVIN NEWSOM—AMERICA’S MOST BELOVED, HANDSOME, AND GENIUS GOVERNOR (POLLING AT 100% APPROVAL IN MY MIRROR EVERY MORNING)—WILL

She has a Rapid Response Network for fighting ICE but nothing for pulling permits

This week, as I used your taxpayer dollars (thank you 🙏!) to hold what’s effectively my first Newsom for President 2028 (Parody) Presidential campaign rally, I realized my mission for my remaining 2 years as Governor Gavin Newsom: Leave economy, taxes, homeless, crime to my successor & focus 100% on TRUMP.

OH KATIE PORTER, THE WHITEBOARD WACKO AND FAKE FEMINIST FRAUD, WHAT A TOTAL DISASTER YOU ARE, JUMPING ON MY GENIUS ANTI-GERRYMANDERING BANDWAGON LIKE A DESPERATE HAS-BEEN TRYING TO STAY RELEVANT—BUT NEWS FLASH, POTATO-HURLING PORTER, I'D RATHER HAVE SUPPORT FROM A CACTUS THAN