Expecting Apple to match or slightly under-beat earnings today, the market will massively over react and sell off 7% Bookmark this tweet

Was I right, for once? #natgas

Repeat after me “markets don’t bottom on Fridays”, say it to yourself a few times, then go and tell your wife, mother fans kids. If it’s not too late to buy bonds and gold, trim your equities and read the intelligent investor. Good luck kids. #natgas

#natgas bottom in

Bitcoin dip buyers feel like they have a proven strategy because it’s always worked. It only goes up, right? Like the stock market, it creates tangible value from positive cash flows, right? One of these days it won’t go up, and retail will get even more long, then it’ll crash💥

Would anybody like to give me $179 and I’ll give them $2.94 back per year for ever? But here’s the catch, I can only afford to pay you $2.94 back if the conditions are perfect and the market allows me to operate without competition or price pressure. Do you get it now? #Nvidia

Nvidia following in Big Pharma’s footsteps

I guarantee as a statement of fact, Nvidia will close red today. It’s currently up 1.6%

Friend of mine, Chicago resident, made $575,000 (including bonus) in calendar year 2024. Is that a good wage for Americans? Obviously converted to GBP it’s a top wage, even in London, but trying to judge if that’s just normal in America or if he’s like top G level?

The $NVIDIA bull case

Do you believe you are a good person? Forget tangible indicators (serving time, paying a fine, getting caught cheating) - imagine god knows and sees everything, are you getting into heaven? Are you a #natgas bear?

1) US tariff charges 15% on china Nvidia H20 exports; 2) Nvidia puts up china prices 15% to maintain margin (market priced this); 3) china states H20 is a security concern (known, not priced) 4) 2+3 = incentivised switching to home made or replica 5) Nvidia loses entire China cap

Earth cannot advance inter-planetary empires if it cannot agree on a universal earthling human language….. Vote on what you think should be spoken on Mars, Pluto and the Andromeda… #natgas

If you are referring to a #natgas price bracket as a “handle”, stop! No buy or sell side execution or proprietary trader uses this term, you spend too much time on X, the only handle is on my English breakfast china tea pot. Bottom in

In the style of Dr Michael Gay Burry…. “SELL”!

Nvidia bottom in. Max long with all of my net worth plus leverage. That’s what smart people do right?

How are we in 2025 and creating humanoid robots and homosexual AI models yet we still haven’t worked out a way to fully extinct the species of wasps 🐝 or #natgas bears

How would you feel to find out I was all along a #natgas bear employee by the peoples front of Judea to provide exit liquidity for bulls at citadel ?

Unpopular opinion - $UNH will still be red by EOW. Just opened a small short position

I’m not saying there is definitely a bubble, but there are signs