'Hi there my name's Greg Mitchell and I've just been out with Mark Menzies and...oh my god what have I done my wife's gonna kill me!'

I’m sure “overnight oats” never used to be a thing. It’s like “smashed avocado” a few years ago. No one needs all these new breakfasts go away

Pretty fair description of Trussonomics from ⁦FT Alphaville⁩

In 2011, Bleeding Cool broke the story of what would later be called the New 52. bleedingcool.com/tag/flashpost/… . Well, later today, it's time for Bleeding Cool to do it all over again. Are you all-in?

Lasagne is just a meat Viennetta.

🎉Did we do it?... We did it!🎉
The best reviewed show in West End history has officially become a double winner of Best New Musical tonight at the Olivier Awards! Boy oh boy, this is glitzy indeed!!!✨🤯

to the people who’s room I’d walked into. The elderly gentleman was my Dad’s friend’s brother-in-law. When we left to go home he gave me a wink and said, ‘see you later?’ 🤣🤣🤣 (3/3)

another floor and relayed the story to him. He thought it was hilarious. A little while later we headed to his best friend’s house, for dinner with his family. There were about 12 of us. As we did introductions there was a slight hesitation as I said hello (again) (2/3)

In the hotel last week I followed a couple down the corridor and then into the stairwell except it wasn’t the door to the stairs, it was an elderly man’s bedroom. And I was now in there with them. I explained my mistake and we laughed as I left. I picked up my Dad from (1/3)

I’m not familiar with this, but I assume there’s a big twist.

And it seems to me
You lived your life
Like a

Phenomenal kicker to this jonn elledge piece politicshome.com/news/article/t…

Gary Bainbridge “If he doesn’t fit in the coffin, no funeral’s in the offin’” insists legal team

They should bury OJ Simpson in a grave that's slightly too small.

Excited to announce an updated version of Monopoly for the British market, in which all players are banned from putting houses next to existing properties in order to preserve the historic character of the area.

Gary Bainbridge That was so worth waiting for 😂

The only two states of staying hydrated:

- a dry, crumbling husk; a gasping mouth desert.

- going for 800 wees in 2 hours.

I never want an explanation for what happens in this video at 2m 40s. youtu.be/eG_RST7_C_I?si…