I’m mates

down pub. on the bags since thursday. mags got a fingerin. don’t care. 13 missed calls from lass. not bothered. bank account empty. running on half a sausage roll an hopes n dreams. gettin another hen on tick. gaffa rang. said they understaffed. told him bad luck. fuck him. idiot

Ryan mcfee doesn’t have a clue

Any full weekend cultivate tickets for sale

4 months later and I can confirm he still doesn’t have an oatcake 😂😂

Anyone selling 2 Charlie sparks tickets for Friday?

Anyone selling 2 tickets for stack city 3rd February

Tomahawks out of control

Jesus not to be repetitive but the Carson’s genuinely out of this world wtf what a set of trotters on him too any chance of you cutting your toenails keircarson #harveyweinstein #harveyprice

Anyone selling 3 sunday terminal tickets

Let me cook

Munro is back in town

I used to try to talk to wilkie apparently

Thanks anyway mate

2 XXL Malta tickets for sale will take £150 for the both of them just want them gone

Will sell them for £50 each just want them gone 😂

Anyone selling ticket for liquid rooms tonight?

Anyone selling a terminal v ticket for today