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Gary Peterson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

@garypetersonusa

Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.

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Wokesters think President Trump is losing his stamina, which is false, as my new poster helps me achieve maximum Straightriotism with my wife, like our moment of lovemaking is being personally blessed by an archangel calling every thrust and wiping sweat away from his own head.

Wokesters think President Trump is losing his stamina, which is false, as my new poster helps me achieve maximum Straightriotism with my wife, like our moment of lovemaking is being personally blessed by an archangel calling every thrust and wiping sweat away from his own head.
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We welcome RFK Jr. into the party of Straightriotism, as he and President Trump are ready to make America healthy again, with one to teach proper exercise on the golf course, and the other to pick out the best pair of work out jeans.

We welcome RFK Jr. into the party of Straightriotism, as he and President Trump are ready to make America healthy again, with one to teach proper exercise on the golf course, and the other to pick out the best pair of work out jeans.
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President Trumpโ€™s new NFTโ€™s have brought real joy to the election, with singing and dancing and my $1000 down payment going right to our leaderโ€™s defense team.

President Trumpโ€™s new NFTโ€™s have brought real joy to the election, with singing and dancing and my $1000 down payment going right to our leaderโ€™s defense team.
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Folks are demanding to see my John Wayne statues, and I do not disappoint. Everyone on our block knows that a proud Straightriot lives here. Now the internet will respect me too.

Folks are demanding to see my John Wayne statues, and I do not disappoint.  Everyone on our block knows that a proud Straightriot lives here.  Now the internet will respect me too.
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It was my honor to take Roger Stone out on the town for his birthday, where anyone would have been lucky to bring home this timeless patriot for an evening of Straightriotic lovemaking.

It was my honor to take Roger Stone out on the town for his birthday, where anyone would have been lucky to bring home this timeless patriot for an evening of Straightriotic lovemaking.
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If wokesters can dress as Batmen to their movies, then my son and I can attend the Reagan premiere as our heroes Ron and Nancy to witness real history. Finally Gen Z can learn of President Reaganโ€™s creation of the Oscars during his tenure as SAG leader, then ending all drug use

If wokesters can dress as Batmen to their movies, then my son and I can attend the Reagan premiere as our heroes Ron and Nancy to witness real history.  Finally Gen Z can learn of President Reaganโ€™s creation of the Oscars during his tenure as SAG leader, then ending all drug use
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Sure Brazil may look nice 24 hours after ditching Twitter, but how will authorities know if one is trapped in a room with an axe wielding Woke Mind Virus?

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Iโ€™m proud to spend thousands on this gorgeous President Trump bobblehead, and while wokesters may laugh, itโ€™s power will ensure that God blesses us with a healthy harvest season, which will make up for our family not affording groceries.

Iโ€™m proud to spend thousands on this gorgeous President Trump bobblehead, and while wokesters may laugh, itโ€™s power will ensure that God blesses us with a healthy harvest season, which will make up for our family not affording groceries.
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Banning Twitter will not silence us patriots, as my son is already helping the homeless on the streets by explaining to them how Star Wars went woke.

Banning Twitter will not silence us patriots, as my son is already helping the homeless on the streets by explaining to them how Star Wars went woke.
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My wife and I delivered President Trump my latest work, inspired by patriotic artist Edward Munk, which portrays the romantic evenings of our President and Melania Trump, who sadly couldn't attend as she was busy volunteering at her local church.

My wife and I delivered President Trump my latest work, inspired by patriotic artist Edward Munk, which portrays the romantic evenings of our President and Melania Trump, who sadly couldn't attend as she was busy volunteering at her local church.
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Tim Pool needs our support now more than ever, so I sent my son to all the local malls to prove how beloved our Tim is to all of todayโ€™s youth and will continue to be the voice of Gen Z.

Tim Pool needs our support now more than ever, so I sent my son to all the local malls to prove how beloved our Tim is to all of todayโ€™s youth and will continue to be the voice of Gen Z.