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Gary Faulds

@garyfaulds1

Stand-Up Comedian. Managed by DH Promotions for press & bookings [email protected]

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Apprentice gave me a nipple twister and my natural reaction was to karate chop him… And he says.. CALM DOON FATTY CHAN!! 😂😂😂 Geez ma tools am away hame!!

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For last nights dinner I done a few laps of The Hup Lee Buffet Restaurant and this morning I done a boxing circuit at Bravehearts Boxing! You know your fat when you spew up a full slice of prawn toast during a circuit session 😂😂

For last nights dinner I done a few laps of The Hup Lee Buffet Restaurant and this morning I done a boxing circuit at Bravehearts Boxing! 

You know your fat when you spew up a full slice of prawn toast during a circuit session 😂😂
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Saturday 3rd December @ 9PM we will be taking part in our annual Sleep On The Street Event in an effort to raise as much as we can for our storage space! If you can, please click our link to donate 👇 justgiving.com/crowdfunding/h… The more the merrier! Gary Faulds

Saturday 3rd December @ 9PM we will be taking part in our annual Sleep On The Street Event in an effort to raise as much as we can for our storage space! 

If you can, please click our link to donate 👇
justgiving.com/crowdfunding/h…
The more the merrier! <a href="/GaryFaulds1/">Gary Faulds</a>
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We are in a world where people are having to pick between heating and eating, and the PMs big announcement was mostly aimed at children continuing to do maths until they are 18. Will be hard to count when your fingers have snapped of with frost bite! #PM #RishiSunak

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#JoeBiden is in #Belfast. The best thing he can do is get a black taxi tour, they guys could make Disney seem like the most dangerous place on the planet 😂 guy that gave us the tour was driving buy a McDonald’s and ducking down incase their was a sniper 😂 Brilliant experience.

EastAyrshireLeisure (@ealeisure) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Will we find aliens on mars? Can I get Turkey teeth? Will I ever call my Mum’s boyfriend Da? Can I do yoga without farting? These & other questions will be answered when Gary Faulds Live Frontier comes to the Palace Theatre 22 July. Book now eastayrshireleisure.com/events/gary-fa…

Will we find aliens on mars? Can I get Turkey teeth? Will I ever call my Mum’s boyfriend Da? Can I do yoga without farting? These &amp; other questions will be answered when <a href="/GaryFaulds1/">Gary Faulds</a> Live Frontier comes to the Palace Theatre 22 July. Book now eastayrshireleisure.com/events/gary-fa…
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The Glasgow Comedy Club presents... Sun 14th May. 7.30-10.45pm. Darren Connell & The Funny Bunch with Gary Faulds Mikey Motion & Brian Kavanagh Tickets 🎟 🎫 available via room-2.co.uk 18+. All seated gig. Seats allocated on a first come, first served basis.

<a href="/GlaComedyClub/">The Glasgow Comedy Club</a> presents...

Sun 14th May. 7.30-10.45pm.

<a href="/DarrenConnell87/">Darren Connell</a> &amp; The Funny Bunch with <a href="/GaryFaulds1/">Gary Faulds</a> Mikey Motion &amp; Brian Kavanagh

Tickets 🎟 🎫 available via room-2.co.uk 18+.

All seated gig. Seats allocated on a first come, first served basis.
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🚨 EPISODE 15 - GARY FAULDS Had a great time on this one with comedian Gary Faulds 🥙 His Kebab knowledge and pilgrimage to Doner land Germany ⛪️ Weekly church service keeping him in a good space 🥩 Plenty of gout stories and one involving John Carver youtu.be/zLh4ucZzTRI

Darren Connell (@darrenconnell87) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fancy some stand up tonight folks? I’m the host and you’ll get to some of the best acts on the circuit for only £4! Doors open 7pm and show will start 8pm! Link in the comments below ⬇️⬇️

Fancy some stand up tonight folks? 

I’m the host and you’ll get to some of the best acts on the circuit for only £4! 

Doors open 7pm and show will start 8pm! 

Link in the comments below ⬇️⬇️
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Full Lineup Announce. Remaining tix on sale Friday 10am. Join Waiting List for best chances - laughinthepark.com | Craig Hill , Susie McCabe, Viv Gee, Gary Faulds, @garylittlecomic, James Gardner, @ Laura Quinn Goh , Mikey Motion, Rory M. Spence, Paddy Linton, @BillyKirkwood

Full Lineup Announce. Remaining tix on sale Friday 10am. Join Waiting List for best chances - laughinthepark.com | <a href="/mrcraighill/">Craig Hill</a> , Susie McCabe, Viv Gee, <a href="/GaryFaulds1/">Gary Faulds</a>, @garylittlecomic, James Gardner, @ <a href="/lauraquinngoh/">Laura Quinn Goh</a> , Mikey Motion, <a href="/RoryMSpence/">Rory M. Spence</a>, <a href="/PaddyLinton/">Paddy Linton</a>, @BillyKirkwood