Tragedy strike the Olympics as the clay pigeon shooting starts up next to the ski jump.

I’m a terrible ventriloquist and I only say that through gritted teeth.

I’ve just been to DFS and left a deposit on a new bed but it’s OK because they can wipe it off.

I went to a safari park and got charged by a rhino. I couldn’t believe it. Three quid for a Cornetto.

#GaryDelaney ⁦Gary Delaney-next tour 2025⁩ at Yeadon Town Hall Theatre Friday 20th September See website for tickets

How did I know I’d get cast as Quasimodo? Let’s just say I had a hunch.

Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 + two excellent supporting comedians at Yeadon Town Hall, Leeds on Friday 20th September See moorlaughs.co.uk for tickets

This is the story of why comedy stars such as Dylan Moran, Mike Bubbins, Gary Delaney-next tour 2025, Clinton Baptiste, Kiri Pr'chard-McLean and Paul Sinha are all performing intimate shows at a comedy club hosted in a pub nation.cymru/feature/why-th…

Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 is appearing for us at Yeadon Town Hall Theatre on Friday 20th September. Repost this to be entered into the draw for 2 free tickets. See moorlaughs.co.uk to buy yours

.Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 returns to Wrexham this September!  He's headlining our Sunday Gala alongside Brennan Reece, Eleanor Tiernan & Ignacio Lopez 🤩 Fancy some tickets? Get yours here: bit.ly/3YWe5Um

This promises to be one of the best comedy shows of the year Tez Nina Gilligan Phil Chapman Mick Ferry Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 Justin Moorhouse Katie Tracey #delisochaponda hotwatercomedy.co.uk/event/249001ar… via @Hot Water Comedy Club

Our opening act for our #GaryDelaney Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 gig on Friday September 20th is the ridiculously talented and funny Jester Joe Jacobs! Swipe the QR code for tickets or visit our website moorlaughs.co.uk

Our big weekend of comedy starts today 🙌 A huge line-up of comedy greats are ready and waiting in the wings, from Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 to Lou Sanders, Myra DuBois and more! Grab your tickets from £5! williamastonwrexham.com/comedyfest

Someone just threw their Ribena at me which wasn’t very cordial of them.

Mon 21 Oct Hot Water Comedy celebrating my 40 years as a comedian Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 Tez Justin Moorhouse Mick Ferry Katie Tracey Nina Gilligan Phil Chapman Deliso Chaponda Proceeds 2 Asthma + Lung UK TEN QUID Laurence Thompson Liverpool Echo BBC Merseyside hotwatercomedy.co.uk/event/249001ar…

This Friday 20th in Leeds #GaryDelaney + plus excellent supporting comedians

I’ve always been a bit of a perfectioner.

Don't miss a night of laughter with Gary Delaney-next tour 2025, star of Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week, and Tony Law 🤣, three-time Chortle Award winner! Featuring top comedians 🎤, this show promises unforgettable entertainment! 📅 Wed 23 Oct 🎟 walsallarena.com/whats-on/comed…