He can calibrate me anytime. I-I mean, for my suit of course! x.com/garrus_of_omeg…

@ParagonHeroine Garrus turned from his terminal, catching the exclamation of his name with a nod. "Shepard." He responded, a soft flange >

@ParagonHeroine < to his voice as he returned the greeting. He leaned back against the console, crossing his arms with the turian >

@ParagonHeroine < equivalent of a smile.

@ParagonHeroine The ex-vigilante gave a slight shrug at the question, his mandibles flexing slightly as he spoke. "About as good as any >

@ParagonHeroine < of us can be. And you?"

@ParagonHeroine "Can't say that I have." He said with a slight shrug of his shoulders. "She doesn't come down to the main battery often."

@ParagonHeroine "Well, have you asked EDI? I mean, if anyone could find her, EDI could." He said with a chuckle.

@ParagonHeroine "...Ahhhh." He said, trying desperately not to think about Joker trying not to break a leg while... Never mind. >

@ParagonHeroine < "I can help you look. Think she might be in the cargo bay? She's always getting new tech in."

@ParagonHeroine "Spirits help us, and our funding, if she found a new toothbrush."

@ParagonHeroine Garrus gave the commander a wry chuckle. "Only kidding Shepard. Well, mostly. I've bought guns for less than that before."

@ParagonHeroine "6,000?!" Garrus exclaimed, his eyes widening in surprise. "What did you eat, gold dusted eezo?"

@ParagonHeroine Garrus opened his mouth to respond, and then shut it again, taking a moment to process before responding. "... Taco dinner?"

@ParagonHeroine He gave another chuckle and nodded, looking over to her. "There you go. You had room for one more dirty joke."

@ParagonHeroine "I have no doubt Shepard." He gave a soft laugh. "But I've gone toe to toe with Joker in that category before .."

@ParagonHeroine "We should get another Mako... I hear the new ones have speed boosters."

Garrus couldn't help but let out a sigh as he took a long sip of his drink, staring out the observation room window at the stars. #OpenRP

"You ever wake up and feel like you spent the last 600 years asleep? That's how I feel this morning." He said, pulling himself to his feet.

// So I heard there's talk of getting the old gang back together. Sounds like nothing but trouble... Count me in.