I've learned that I can't be within sight of delivery people as they deliver to my house. If I'm in my living room I will LEAVE until they're done. Leaving them to their work like Santa Claus.

I’ve never been more excited for a super bowl halftime show

YEWWWWWWW wow wowowowow

GO LA!! 🐏🐏🐏

🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏

All my knuckles just cracked except for one and I’m so upset.

I say excuse me whenever I step over my cat. She may not understand English but I’ll be damned if I’m rude to her.

I’ve had so many energy drinks today in an attempt to stay awake but now I’m just tired with a heart rate of 186.

Legend. The honor couldn’t go to a more talented or deserving writer and human. Congrats Nick!

This is a man who knows his brand well.

I just made my first old fashioned and it is pretty okay 😌

I’ve been told 3 separate times in the last 4 months that I remind people of Ryan Reynolds. Im getting it written on my tombstone.

Days with you are my favorite 😘 Kristen Reames

Motorcycles are not as expensive as I would have thought. 🧐

What are tax returns like??

I forgot how much I love “Issues” by ؘ!! What a fucking song.

HAHAHA IM ABOUT TO GO ON STAGE FOR THE BIGGEST PERFORMANCE OF MY CAREER AND I CUT MYSELF SHAVING

Feeling unshakable today 😤

This is inspiring as hell.

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