Selling two Swift Taylors for tickets

I have a huge head and a shrinking ego. Here’s to making more art and laughter. instagr.am/p/ClZWK-8hPvW/

Here to peacock at your wedding. instagr.am/p/ClZ1dUjBls7/

Some New Zealand and Old Zealand. instagr.am/p/Clup9H7p8oA/

Thanks for showing me $8 of art that no one made.

If you’re trying to turn heads and public opinion Elon Musk I’d recommend paying for Puerto Rico’s power for 5 years. People would love you.

Remember when the last President said that Democrats were taking away Christmas?

So the view count officially makes everyone a YouTuber.

Leaning into the fact that I only book when I have a beard…Happy to be working and then playing. #workhard #playhard instagr.am/p/CmzVPXLPsF_/

Get your coat ready and serve your #chill during a new sketch show from @redactedsketchcomedy at 9pm tonight. #realestate #buythedip #tradinghours #fierce #lewk instagr.am/p/CnAlL_opB87/

Don’t let the weather get you down. Enjoy wine + pizza tonight with some premium stand up comics NABU Wines | Greg Barnett instagr.am/p/CnDnuSUJl3M/

Rihanna has 10 mins to unite America. Let’s go! #Super Bowl

Dude the people banning drag shows are the people that have never seen a death drop.

Kanye needs to go DEFCON 4 on Human Trafficking to get our attention at this point. #adidas

The world is burning and these donuts are all personality

These school shootings need schools to deal with shootings. Is everyone thinking military academy for preschool?

I really hope the Republican strategy today was “release more UFO content”

Currently seeking other unregulated Billionaire technology powered by #logitech

August slaps. Change my mind

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