Me playing any FPS

give me a 30mg aderall and i will take over Southwest Airlines. give me 4 hours I’ll fix it.

This took me too long

Need more of this in 2023

Can’t stop pronouncing m3gan like “m’three-gan”

Can we all agree to go as M3GAN for Halloween this year? Just once to get it out of our system.

me in the first 10 seconds of Hogwarts Legacy

🤣🫳🏼😏😛

These pokemon names. I had a laugh because who is Munkidori

@pasdeemily interviewed me and wrote an incredible article about women in comedy. Check it out if you’re looking for a good read 💕 open.substack.com/pub/emilysharp…

Bluestone Manor

Me outside tr*mp cell

My half hour stand up special is available on Amazon prime. For two whole dollars all this could be yours……………….. amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

Edgar Allen Poe listening to his floorboards:

High fashion SpongeBob, a thread. (1/7)

You’re nothing J.K. Rowling

If I see one more Monopoly Go ad on TikTok I’m gonna shoot my phone.

#LongLegs Review: