Sir Rod Stewart says he’s been drinking the tap water abroad for several decades and nothing bad’s happened

One of the greatest 2 minutes ever recorded

Noddy Holder all smiles as he heads off to Christmas pre-season training camp in La Manga

If these cunts say "beat the press" or anything else about the fuckin "press" I'm smashing the TV up.

Fuckin baz ball 🤢🤢

Tyrone Mings isn't very good.

How Manchester City fans reacted to taking the lead at Wembley 🔵 #EmiratesFACup

Limbs everywhere. Hope everyone made it out alive.

Like me on the plane home from Benners

If Alistair had needed hospital, I'd have ploughed through the lot of um and done the time. Fuckin privileged wankers not living in the real world.

Batted OK, kept wank. Next question please.

Me most sunday mornings after a heavy night on the sauce.

Get his hard drive checked now.

Apart from smashing wall and car up, he's parked it lovely

Casemiro wearing gloves on 3rd October when it’s 14 degrees epitomises why Man Utd are fucking shite

Bring back the dinosaurs! More fun than you fucking idiots

Michelle Obama says she always hears people slagging off Braintree in Essex but she had a ‘walk around’ it on Google Streetview and thought it looked OK!

Bravo sir.

Fuckin love this kid