Me when I get a chance to talk about the superiority of Gardetto’s

What are these called? Wrong answers only.

Sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I was busy thinking about how the unique combination of pieces and seasoning in Gardetto's makes for a superior snacking experience.

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Yeah, you can scare someone by telling ghost stories but have you ever tried eating all of the rye chips from their Gardetto's when they weren't looking?

Rye chips. That's it. That's the tweet.

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Literally everyone

"Bring a dish to share for Thanksgiving" Me:

“Did you eat all of my rye chips?” Me: x.com/softsynthbear/…

(･_･)っ did someone (っ / Lﾉ┘ ∧ ___ ∧ ⊂(・＿・) say ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / ／　　　　　＼ |　　●　　● | ＼　　 ＿＿ ／ rye chips?

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Love is accepting someone for who they are. Love is knowing their faults and staying anyway. Love is not getting mad when you discover they picked out all of the rye chips from your Gardetto's leaving you with just the pretzels.

Date someone who says things like: - I'm proud of you - You're beautiful - I can't wait to see you - Want my rye chips?

they’re sharing a bag of rye chips 🟤🐢 🟤🐿 🟤🦜 🟤🐛 🐌🟤

There were so many rye chips in today's bag of Gardetto's; today is a blessed day

You know the love is real when they save you the rye chips

That’s them officer. That’s the person who picked out just the rye chips from my bag of Gardetto’s.

Getting dressed up to snack on Gardetto’s in the kitchen