Also! Chytil sighting 😍

Give a contract extension to whoever makes the Sloth noise (from The Goonies) when Igor says Rempe’s name. Incredible.

Imagine not absolutely adoring this man. Couldn’t be me.

Can’t put into words how much better Key and Trouba have each been since their pairing ended. Credit to Lavi for identifying a problem and fixing it.

Doesn’t mean anything Tuesday at 7 but that was a better team dominating a lesser team for essentially 60 minutes. 1 seed shit.

15!

If Rempe made that hit on a Caps player that Wilson just had on Mika he’d be in handcuffs. What a farce.

This is the worst officiated game of the season. For both teams. Hasn’t been a legit penalty on either side and yet there’s been 7 called.

THAT WAS VESEY

REMPE AND PANARIN WE ARE A COMPLETE TEAM WE CAN DO IT ALL

THERE IS A PLAYOFF HOCKEY GOD AND HE IS LAUGHING!!!!!

16 WINS. 1 WIN TODAY. LGR.

The duality of the playoff fan: Guy next to me taking piss starts screaming how he wants blood and we’re going to crush them, then pauses, and says, “But if we lose I want my (bleeping) money back. These rich losers can’t win a game are you kidding me?!”

We’re all losing it!

When I get stressed the next few weeks I’m just going to read this tweet

My excitement for the playoffs has officially turned into anxiety. I need it to start already. I’ve considered every possible scenario for the next 8 days to 8 weeks. My brain is going to short-circuit.

They didn’t get the game times right but here’s to Asdf Gg for nailing the game days! Only person to get it right in our replies

Blizzard best of that bunch but I’m all in on the commenters who want the Utah Yetis. Let’s make it happen.

WHERE IS IT NHL

I really can’t put into words how badly I need the 1st round schedule. Please NHL, show mercy, release it. I’ve been studying the event calendars at MSG and Capital One Arena since last night. This isn’t healthy.

Rangers haven’t had an easy series win since 2008. Never my expectation!