Who in Salt Lake City throws house shows? And wants to, for us, on March 10th???

I <3 cats, but hate cat shit

LAL! tonight @ the Sattelite. There will be weird experiments with whiskey and iphones if u know what I mean

San Francisco tonight at the Rickshaw! New songs, like these soundcloud.com/ganglians/sets…

Portland tonight @ Bunkbar with Italy's A Classic Education. New heavy songs bra

In Vancouver, BC tonight at the Waldorf, this shall be. facebook.com/events/1906078…

5.5 to 6.0 earthquake is guaranteed to hit San Francisco or Los Angeles in the next 20 hours. Please prepare; quakeprediction.com

DIY PUNK SHOW SLC, SHIIIT!!! DITCHIN ALL THE SOFTIES, PLYN ALL THE ANGRY RAGERS NEW AND OLD, DAN'S HAUSE!! @$#%!?

Denver tonight at the Hi-Dive. See yalls. We're going thrifting

Free show, free booze, Lefse Showcase at Skinny's Ballroom by the convention center SXSW Austin. We play @ 4:20

El Paso tonight at LIPS!!! I have no idea when we go on :P

Tonight TrunkSpace Backup GANGLIANS, beach flavored pop, on tour w/ G. GREEN. Locals Praecum. PLUS, & TOPS frm Canada! ow.ly/9KsE7

SAN DIEGO tonight, this is gonna be a blast as always. facebook.com/events/1794284…

TONITE @ 1-2-3-4 GO!; Uzi Rash, G.Green, Ganglians and Twin Steps! All signs are pointing to packed so if you... fb.me/1O6NPamwH

Into the future... youtube.com/watch?feature=…

Hiding

"Ya'll"-Ya'll

Remember when your grandpa didn't pass his drivers test and said it was a conspiracy, just like everything else, i do

Ordering 100 Higgs boson particles and selling them as the new and updated Sea Monkeys.

making a tweet: :) :/ :(