When a buddy orders a round of unsolicited tequila shots you did not want

If I had to choose only one person to follow for the rest of my life it would be Jesus

wow my pretty and beautiful girlfriend discovered my based anon fakecel twitter and isn’t flaming me i think i’ve won

I miss sorb3t 😭

one thing about slavs is we have a compulsion to finally make bear play musical instrument

Look between your keyboard

having a shirt like this made but for the gas station clerk to ring up your beer, zyns, and dick pills

Normies have breached the walls

Fourteen centuries of Muslims murdering, raping, torturing, kidnapping, and stealing from Christians. We aren't brothers. Your satanic religion can go right back to hell with Mohammed.

The best parts of Twin Peaks were when it randomly decided to hit you w/ extremely beautiful and tender scenes out of nowhere with a character you wouldn't expect. This is my personal favorite example:

When my friends see me wandering off from the function unannounced

Yeah we’re dead

Id love the UFC to release the mic’d audio from me. I literally screamed out at that ending, first time in 20 years. It was an automatic reaction I guess. I’m still speechless. Still have goosebumps. Both of these guys are the epitome of our sport. Sheer class. What a privilege.