you talkin shit you lil fucker

This is my favorite time of year because I can go outside and people are like "yooooo, sick costume, dude!" It's not a costume, in case you weren't aware. But thanks for the confidence boost; I think I'm kinda hot.

SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU! TODOKEYOU KITTO YOU LOVE ME! TSUTAWARU SA KIMI NI NIAU GLASS NO KUTSU WO SAGASOU

nah nah nah I know what I heard you getting too big for your britches again and talking that good shit like I won't hear

...do you know who you're talking to I literally ALWAYS want to go

...damn that was easy normally this is a lot harder

...holy shit, you're totally right. Yeah, let's carve that niche.

but like why tho

because you're not typically nice

Psalm 23:4 Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me #SMT3 #megaten #demifiend

Yeah sure I'll just make my phone yell "YOU OLD, BITCH!!!!!" at me every year

I find it pretty hard to believe that you'd do that, I'm not gonna lie.

I think if you called me a bitch once a year, every year, and only then, it would freak me the fuck out every time without fail. So don't do that.

HEY NO DON'T DO THAT GET DEMOTIVATED RIGHT NOW

AW SON OF A BITCH

Help I'm hungover

I LIVE

Every other week, I get the urge to vanish and take my wife to live in a cabin away from society, but the mansion that smells like potpourri and is so big that it takes me three minutes to reach the bathroom so I can piss at 3am has grown on me. So I GUESS I won't be a hermit.