It’s a Fortnite kind of day‼️🤫🤔🎮

This is Big Daddy and it’s justified because he got hit by a taxi one time. That’s all the backstory I required as a kid and also now

The 2012 Muppets movie was pretty great. Shame they weren't able to keep that momentum going.

This probably just means they had a $10,000 budget and 84 people signed up

SERIES WINNER

If you are still listening to DLM, thank you! Please consider purchasing tonight’s live stream from Los Angeles at 7:30 pacific time. This is a benefit to raise money to keep doing live stream shows in the future. It’s a great line-up for a great cause! dynastytypewriter.com

cilantro 🫠 w/ Gabe Mollica

Reminder I'm holding a 24 hour long comedy show raising money to place mental health services in schools. Starts 11:59 PM Saturday night. You can watch it livestreamed from anywhere in the world or come hang at cheap prices in NYC. punchup.live/chrisgethard

Tickets at UCB Theatre NY and streaming for this 24-hour comedy show from Gethard!!!

Stephen Sondheim’s definition of art

I spent the morning after Tonalist's Belmont win with Christophe for Trainer Magazine. Everyone he ran into around the track–NYRA staff, trainers, riders–congratulated him. Not out of politeness, but with all sincerity. Bill Mott bowed down. Clement told me he’d received an (1/?)

“Who do you think you are, I am”

Thanks to everyone who rallied around an insane comedy experience and helped raise over $16,000 towards mental health services in education this weekend. Artists, viewers, staff coming together from far and wide trying to do some good one dollar at a time.

Watching the chest burster alien in Spaceballs put his little hat on and do his vaudeville routine.

Loved the Zohran-Brad cross-endorsement. This video is great. Having traversed this city with my friends with physical disabilities, this video only just begins to capture how difficult it is.

Old people should NOT endorse!! This is what we mean by the gerontocracy!!

Brad Lander on Cuomo losing: "Good fucking riddance"

y una cosa más

Criterion?