You’re umbrella blowing inside out while walking down the street alone has got to be one of the most degrading things you can go through as a human

The most stunning creature you’ve ever seen

Some people never heal. They just bounce from one person to the next hoping to see change in other people instead of seeing it in themselves

imagine a tsunami comes and ur stuck in lush

Do u ever get a shooting pain in your head, convince your self you’ve got a brain tumour n give your self 3 days to live cos same

one thing i’ve learnt from past situations is that people are fully aware of what they’re doing and they WILL take advantage of that once they realise how soft you are on them. if you’re constantly allowing them to cross boundaries with no consequences they will abuse that power

boxing day’s really gone downhill since the age of nintendogs. nothing beats the feeling of grinding your little heel into your parents’ hangovers by screaming a low-res beagle’s name into a dusty mic for eighteen hours

Number 10

Honestly nobody’s gonna sit there and read what Urban Dictionary says about your name

The strangest thing to come from today is learning how many grown men had a Steven Gerrard cut out in their bedroom.

Kirsty having a breakdown at 8am after being onit all night saying “yous don’t know what it’s like being ginger” will forever be the highlight of my life

The taxi situation in Glasgow is actual DOOM

Biggest turn on is boys driving through the town with a tuned S3 revving their engine, just cant control ma self🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

❌ No detail.
❌ No consultation.
❌ No evidence.

Why are the SNP rushing this plan through?

#FMQs

I already made my peace with the warm weather being over, am not equipped for this