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I was suspended on Twitter for 6 days for wishing that Jim Cramer gets severe diarrhea.

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i had a dream where melanoma and ivanka were spit roasting me and suddenly i woke up. so maybe she has neural monitoring and can invade ppls dreams

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They really do have different concepts of politeness. For example, in the west it is considered rude to fart in public, but it is considered very polite to fart in public in China.

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drinking raw milk is no different than giving blowjobs to strange men in the Planet Fitness showers

i dont think ive jerked off to anything that wasnt ai in over a year now

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