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I'm round Alanis Morissette's flat. When will she learn.

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets to m on TodayTix UK. Tap to unlock: go.todaytix.com/CompanyRush

To the people drunkenly singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the flat across from me and keeping me awake whilst I’m ill; you are INCREDIBLY annoying, but your pitching is quite impressively spot on

Any great female keys players out there who I don’t already know/haven’t already contacted?? Get in touch for a fun paid gig!!!! RT please 😘

This is such an ignorant and damaging article. Choosing an acting career isn’t choosing to be objectified, it’s choosing an artistic outlet that you’re passionate about. ⁦suzanne moore⁩ is bringing down the ⁦The Guardian⁩, the arts and feminism. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

The key to life is shopping on ASOS using Klarna pay later and then paying off your Klarna at any point later in the month when you’re drunk. It’s like getting free shit 👌

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The phrases ‘vegan suede’ and ‘vegan leather’ are just excuses to charge more for faux suede and leather. YOU AINT FOOLIN’ ME

It’s always a heartbreaking thing to delete the Hamilton breakdown email from Spotlight. Only Simon Burr will ever get to experience the power of my Aaron Burr

It makes me so angry in Burlesque when Cher just walks off after rehearsing ‘you haven’t seen the last of me’. THANK YOUR SOUNDMAN WHO STAYED BEHIND LATE TO HELP YOU REHEARSE YOU BITCH

How many more are to die so you can get your reality show fix? Approximately 38 suicides since 1986 linked to reality TV. Vulnerable people will always be drawn to take part in these shows. That doesn’t mean they should be taken advantage of.

Why would Netflix UK & Ireland have The Two Towers and Return of the King but not The Fellowship? Is there not enough madness in the world right now?? Are you trying to confuse and daze me? What’s the point anymore?

The best thing about moving house is the new shower acoustics are beyond anything I’ve ever experienced. This is easily the highlight of my year.

When Ballet-mad Izzy came into our Children's Clinic for her cancer treatment, two of the team surprised her with a very special routine... Huge thanks to Baylon & Emma for the lovely surprise, and well done Izzy for *literally* keeping them on their toes! #PuttingPatientsFirst

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RELAXED PERFORMANCE TOMORROW (16th) For those looking for a slightly mellower, less potentially triggering atmosphere who still want to see outstanding theatre, join us Pleasance for NUCLEAR CHILDREN 14:05. More info below -pleasance.co.uk/event/nuclear-……… #EdFringe #FillYerBoots

Wooooo 5 ⭐️‘s for The World Goes ‘Round! One performance left tomorrow night 🎉 x.com/londontheatre1…

Huge fan of Harry saying “I’m shitting it” in front of every country in the fucking world.