Super Smash Bros. Ultimate releases in exactly 1 month.

LINK DODGES THE BENCH BY SOME MIRACLE AND HITS ZELDA WITH A CHAIR! TALK ABOUT A ROYAL W H A C K!

AND HERE COMES ZELDA WITH A SUPER KICK! THOSE HEELS ADD FOR EXTRA DAMAGE!

LINK JUST GAVE ZELDA THE WIGGLING FINGER! HE'S GETTIN SASSY WITH THE SASS QUEEN!

ZELDA IS NOT HAPPY WITH LINK'S SASS! HE'S SHOVED TO THE GROUND AND GETS LEG DROPPED BY ZELDA!

LINK ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! HE'S CLIMBING THE ROPES! HE'S GOING FOR A TAKEDOWN! WILL THIS BE THE END OF THIS MATCH!?

ZELDA'S GONNA TRY TO STOP HIM WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK BACKWARDS! WILL IT PAY OFF IN THE END!?

LINK HAS FALLEN ONTO THE GROUND! IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN KNOCKED OUT! START THE COUNTDOWN! 1

IT LOOKS LIKE ZELDA'S CLIMBING THE ROPES! SHE WANTS TO END THIS AND CLAIM THE TITLE OF HYRULE'S BEST WRESTLER!

LINK HAS SURPRISED THE CROWD! HE EXTENDED HIS LEGS TO STOP ZELDA FROM JUMPING ON HIM! WILL IT WORK?!

LINK HAS FORFEITED THE MATCH! THE WINNER IS...ZELDA! *Confetti shoots out from the sides of the ring*

//STILL WISHING I HAD ULTIMATE BECAUSE IM A ZELDA MAIN AND SHE'S SO PRECIOUS SOXLWO1O29EODJCNWIO2DJ

THANK YOU AUDIENCE FOR TUNING IN! THIS HAS BEEN PALUTENA AND WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED ACTIVITIES!

//I still find it funny how Sakurai killed everyone but Kirby The Infinity War spinoff SL we did a while back was nothing compared to that.

//I'm hooked on K-Pop now.

"What do I like to do in my spare time? Well... Game, make music, play League. And some nsfw stuff."

"Crossover projects? I enjoy seeing those. It's always nice to see what fans come up with that isn't always NSFW."

//Sorry for my absence. I've been very busy with Finals and Smash. I'll be back soon though!