#Seattle needs more #tacos #neverendingsadness

@NoSoapRadi0 Has a twitter account? I guess you are a marketing genius.

#WhenIWasYounger you could buy 3 chocolate bars for a $1. Now 3 chocolate bars cost me nothin' sucka! #5fingerdiscount

It's ridiculous how little ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover is tweeting. If I were on Mars I'd be tweeting, like, I dunno, a lot.

@chrstanhansn en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea #yourewelcome

Somebody pee'd on the toilet seat again.. #GWiz3rdProblems

#YouKnowYouveMadeIt when you got backup toothbrushes. #TheBigs

Jupiter has 300 year long storms. I bet gortex couldn't even handle that shit! #ilovespace

Just hit up #IKEA Wow! #YOLO Swede Swede dealz!

What's for dinner? I can't wait.. #yummytimes

I'm a #stinko #bathtime ? Better be bubbles in this motherfucker!

#15factsaboutme Fact one. I'm not dumb enough to think I can fit 15 facts in a tweet. Fuck it! It's #bathtime Where's my wine?

I would not want to be living on a planet near a #pulsar I'd be like "gawd would you stop it already!!" #NASA #SuperNova

Told you suckaz I was drinkin' in the tub! Why you gotta play me like dat? #beers #multitasking

Edmonton Folk Fest Bombchan would be a great fit for the festival this year! Think R.L. Burnside, Junior Kimbrough mysp.ac/1qFzTe #yegmusic

TOMORROW! facebook.com/#!/events/1029… @TheDirrtyShow Kemo Treats The Give 'Em Hell Boys + JOEY D! GIVE YOUR SMILE MUSCLES A WORKOUT!