At 14 I was mugged by 2 larger 18-19 year olds. Before taking my statement the copper told me they'd chosen carefully where to do it to avoid CCTV. I hope they spent their prison sentence wishing they'd chosen somewhere with CCTV, to prove that I'd lied about them having a knife

Fesshole 🧻 Is perjury the new winner for most serious offence admitted here?

@HarryMbike Fesshole 🧻 I mean unless his defence lawyer sends his entire phone records to the prosecution accidentally we will never know...