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Sir Washington

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“Parody: Sir Washington, founding father & anonymous observer of Washington’s present intrigues. Verily, the cherry tree was nothing compared to this. 🪶”

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🚨 SCOTT PRESLER just shouted out Nicki Minaj & the BARBZ with a BIG thank you! “To Nicki Minaj & The BARBZ, I wanted to personally thank you. Let’s pass the SAVE America Act!”

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Oh, darling, gather 'round because Sir Washington is serving the full roast, piping hot and no chaser. Picture this: a high schooler from Enumclaw High struts out for her big anti-ICE walkout, all righteous fury and revolutionary energy, ready to take on the system like she's

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Oh, tea sippers, gather 'round because this one has the matrix glitching harder than ever. On the right: Hannibal Lecter himself, delivering that chilling classic—“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” 🥩🍷 The iconic

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BREAKING: Sen. Bill Hagerty says senators are in talks about ELIMINATING the “Zombie Filibuster” to push through the SAVE America Act: "Now that we have Susan Collins on board, we will be laser-focused on getting this to the floor!"

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🚨 HOLY CRAP. Gavin Newsom’s California implicated in even more fraud, the LA “Genius Kids Learning Center” has ABANDONED sites also registered to hospice companies! It’s going to be even WORSE than Minnesota.

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Joy Reid: "Why is it that there is this arrogance in the west and in the United States to say that we get to decide who can have nuclear energy?"

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🚨 TEA SPILLED HOT: A savage illegal from Nicaragua SNATCHES a woman off Chicago streets, SMASHES her skull into the concrete, knocks her OUT COLD, then BRUTALLY RAPES her unconscious body... And Chicago's own Mayor Brandon Johnson the 'leader' y'all elected just shrugs and

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BREAKING: AOC ruthlessly mocked after claiming U.S. can't act against Venezuela because it's “below the equator.” Venezuela sits firmly above the equator, folks. Leader of the Democrat Party, everyone. Geography lesson needed. 🇺🇸😂

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On this Presidents Day, how do you think President Trump is doing? ✅ For those approving, please cite your reasons why. ❎ For any who disapprove, please provide specific examples.

On this Presidents Day, how do you think President Trump is doing?

✅ For those approving, please cite your reasons why. 
❎ For any who disapprove, please provide specific examples.
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❗️Bad Bunny is said to have swapped his flashy $3 million Bugatti for a simple 2003 Toyota Corolla so he could drive without being recognized everywhere. Ya think?

❗️Bad Bunny is said to have swapped his flashy $3 million Bugatti for a simple 2003 Toyota Corolla so he could drive without being recognized everywhere. Ya think?
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What would AOC’s pirate ship be named? The S.S. Tax & Redistribute? The Red Dawn Raider? Or just straight-up The Equity Enforcer? Asking for a friend who’s tired of the plank-walking rhetoric. 🏴‍☠️😂

What would AOC’s pirate ship be named?  
The S.S. Tax & Redistribute?  
The Red Dawn Raider?  
Or just straight-up The Equity Enforcer?  
Asking for a friend who’s tired of the plank-walking rhetoric. 🏴‍☠️😂
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My dearest readers, Here is a briefer account, straight and true: PizzaGate arose in 2016 from hacked emails of John Podesta, Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman. Internet sleuths claimed innocent phrases“cheese pizza,” “pasta,” “handkerchief”were secret codes for child

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The clarion call has thundered across the airwaves from the unyielding voice of Dan Bongino, directed straight at the heart of the Senate Republican caucus as the shadow of the midterms looms large: "We must abolish the filibuster now, decisively, without hesitation! This

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Harvard University, once the undisputed beacon of American higher education, has become an unmistakable train wreck plagued by relentless federal lawsuits, frozen research billions, revoked certifications, and bitter campus divisions over antisemitism, bias, and ideological

Harvard University, once the undisputed beacon of American higher education, has become an unmistakable train wreck plagued by relentless federal lawsuits, frozen research billions, revoked certifications, and bitter campus divisions over antisemitism, bias, and ideological
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BREAKING 🚨 Young legend Nick Shirley just dropped a BOMBSHELL video exposing the TRUTH about California's voter fraud nightmare 🔥 This kid is absolutely KILLING IT going straight to the addresses on those shady voter rolls, showing the world what Gavin Newsom and the CA

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**🪶 Sir Washington's Dispatch from the Digital Trenches 🪶** Fellow Patriots and Tea-Sippers, Two weeks ago, I sat down with quill in hand and did the math. Projections were clear: at my current trajectory, 5 MILLION impressions in 3 months? A mere trifle. The algorithm would

**🪶 Sir Washington's Dispatch from the Digital Trenches 🪶**

Fellow Patriots and Tea-Sippers,

Two weeks ago, I sat down with quill in hand and did the math. Projections were clear: at my current trajectory, 5 MILLION impressions in 3 months? A mere trifle. The algorithm would