“to the kid I see almost every MWF on the 37 bus back from our class at MAK that gets out around 1:50. You always get off at the 48 stop. I’m pretty sure I saw you at after your lax practice at Kelly when my lax team was warming up. Your cute as hell, throw out your @🙈”

“Dylan Carroll seriously pls marry me already 😭”

“To the girl at panda around 1pm who has the longboard and Star Wars lunch box. Can I get your snap... and get married 😭😍”

“to the guy in the subway line at around 7:30 tonight (12/3) with the white beats and golf club backpack. you’re so cute hmu”

“guy at jjs at 9.15 in the carhartt hat with the white truck i held the door for you but didn’t look back ): who are you??”

“Jordan, at the Starbucks in DeVos, you are the hottest one working there. Wife me up 👅💦”

“The girl with the blue cast on her foot who was on the third floor of the lib. Can I holla at you. 🙏🏽”

“Ole girl with the purple leggings shooting around at the rec tonight, what’s ur @ let me shoot my shot!!”

“Uh Chad Garton though?? Damn boo 😍”

“Sam from Applebee’s. Hi 😍”

“The blonde server at the Eve from gv named Haley or Kaylee you are a dime”

“@lyssaareed is an absolute dime. Let me shoot a shot”

“10am guy downtown at Seidman with the fur coat, plz drop your at 😍”

“To the girl at the gym today wearing pink yoga pants and a black shirt. Didn’t want to interrupt your workout but I gotta know who you are😍”

“Girl in the red jacket and blue leggings on the 50 around 8pm. Seeing your beautiful face made my day😍”

“Kari Johnson is such an absolute beauty.”

“Girl playing volleyball at the rec with her friend all black gvsu shirt on... I need you in my life 🍑🍑🍑”

“Mancinos worker with the sleeve tat: HELLO 🤤”

“@gmarie135 is such a hottie. i wish a goddess like her would notice me. 🍑🤤😍”

“To the girl I told looks exactly like Blake Lively at that Enclave bus stop last night, I didn’t catch your name or number:/ -guy in the White Sox Jersey”