‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋! Hit the like to be a main. Gives me permission to tag you in things, priority with interactions, plotting rights, the whole enchilada. You’ll be put on a list. Thwip thwip.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋! Hit the like if you want to develop a deep romantic connection with this guy. No plotting, just chemistry, OCs welcome. Liking does not guarantee a ship. Straight muse.

In the Spider-Man 3 (2007) Editor’s Cut Peter and Harry’s fight scene opens with Peter mocking Norman’s dead body

It’ll probably come back better than he got it. He takes great care of collectibles, especially those that are not his own.

|| accidentally became good at magik now I gotta hunt down widow mains

Literally rolling out of bed, falling onto the floor with a thud, a groan and a curse or two. . . . Falling back asleep on the floor.

Woke up in the middle of the night, feeling the sudden urge to shave off his head. Realizing just how stupid that would be (and the jokes. God, the jokes), Peter goes back to bed. His Agent 47 look will not happen today.

He’s now in front of the mirror, wearing a bald cap (don’t ask where he got it from) and analyzing the view before him. “My God, I look like an egg. I’m like the less creepy version of Xavier.” Taking the cap off. “Nope. I’m not shaving it off. Hell no.”

This feels targeted. Also, both.

“In thirty-four years of my life, I have lost thirty-four years of my life.”

Perks of having so many culturally diverse students, is that they show him all sorts of things from outside the US he never even knew of. So right now, during his lunch break, he’s listening to this Puerto Rican artist called Chayanne.

Sounds like the type of luck I have. Sorry that your day’s going like that.

//if you pay for twitter premium, I ask that you kindly stop doing so if you follow me. i know it may seem unfair of me to ask that, but you're directly giving money to a Tr*mp supporter who uses money for horrible things, including genai data centers that are ruining communities

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The urge to kiss Kitty Pryde will not be subsided until he kisses Kitty Pryde.

Lost a boot in a tussle with Vulture. Not the original one, a wannabe. Which makes his bootless foot situation all the more humiliating, because how’s he gonna lose something to a wannabe Vulture?