Hospital, schools...any other work place... #winningatlazy #enjoyyourtype2

Can we PLEASE stop mocking his illiteracy for writing Prince of Whales and THANK his thoughtful parentheses for teaching us all that the Queen of England is from the U.K.?

On a speed awareness course. And one fucker turns up late. #truestory #ohforf...

No-one talks more shit. Loudly. Than people waiting for their children to finish sporting lessons. #shutup

Studying #podiatry made me f**king grumpy. Secretly, do not tell anyone, I quite like it. You can have someone limp to your clinic in pain, and they can skip out better. #Clearing2019 #alevelresults2019

Old people bitching about how things were better in their day. Never tiresome...#podiatryproblems

Bicep curls in the squat rack or squatting in Airmax trainers. Which is more annoying #getthefuckout

Pass it on. You never know whom you may help

Is there anyone ruder than a cycle club members in a caffe #fuckoff #lycraoverload #somethingsyoucantunsee

Coronavirus hey? Jesus. Worse than people dying, the shite spouted about it by fellow parents in the school yard is far more shocking #covid19 #backtoschool #scienceAF

If this crisis tells us nothing else, there is no shortage of epidemiologists out there in society #covid19

Wouldn’t it be nice if instead of clapping (which was cool btw) when this blows over people actually appreciated the #NHSheroes by not rinsing it for minor problems, and going to A&E for a cold... #clapforourcarers #actuallygiveafuckeveryday

Big fan of seeing people out running, not so keen on runners spitting a lung biscuit out... #whattheactualfuck #nowwiththis #COVID19

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2020 summer body goals. Completed it mate #COVID19 #podiatry #diabetes

Fuck me. Peston is some sort of douchenozzle. #cunt #coronavirus

On holiday. Shit weather, shit food. Shit people not adhering to social distancing. Can’t relax. Would rather be at work. #fuckthisshit #depressed

#self pity

Siri - show me entitlement - and fetch me my violin #worldPodiatryday #winningheartsandminds