In hindsight, it wasn’t a good idea to start my SNL audition with a deranged character sending threatening fan mail to Lorde.

I was found in a very deep state of mediation called “going bananas at the Mongolian buffet.”

Everyone who gave a standing ovation to The Whale is unhinged.

There are days I deeply regret not being divorced by now.

It’s unreal how many times I see people defend themselves with jiu-jitsu in real life.

Ghosts and Young Sheldon crossover called Dead Sheldon

It’s really noble when adults pretend to change their mind.

Billy Joel's campaign to get Warren Zevon nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is one of those things that makes me care about things I don't usually care about, like Billy Joel and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Warren Zevon - “Desperados Under The Eaves”. One of my favorite songs about LA or anything else. Great to hear that he finally got nominated for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. youtu.be/z0J3ossUzhU via YouTube

TONIGHT! 2/1 9:30p - It’s back! John Norris hosts an unhinged variety show featuring LA’s best performers. A beautiful mess of a disaster. Ft: Dylan Adler Eli Weinberg, FLWLS, GPMcAuliffe, @IthamarEnriquez , Mike O'Brien & more! Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/piggytime

Saw The Whale and matched him bite for bite. 💪🏼🐳

Piss and Vinegar, my fave vaudeville team, were found dead in a ditch near the airport today. Police think it was a double suicide that came about because of their love for the same woman. What do i do with these tix for their weds night show?

Unfiltered? Unedited? Filter. Edit.

Chance Chris D’Elia murders a woman in the next 3 years

I’m sorry atheists but meditation is prayer.

TONIGHT! *FREE BEER* 9:30p - Long form improv w/ a new cast each show! The final Single's Motel hosted by Tim Baltz & Mary Sohn Ft. George McAuliffe Nate Varrone Carmen Christopher Danny Catlow Bardia Salimi Linzy Beltran Emma Pope & MORE! Get tickets: elysiantheater.com/shows/singlesm…

TONIGHT! 9:30p - Andrew Peyton hosts long form improv ft. Nate Varrone, Emma Pope, George McAuliffe, Bardia Salimi, Kel, Carmen Christopher, Sam Bailey Official & MORE! Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/singlesm…

TONIGHT! 8:30p - Meaghan Strickland, Jo Scott & Kate O'Connor host a unique show that is half curated comedy show, half open mic. Ft. George McAuliffe & hayden Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/funnygam…

TONIGHT! Meaghan Strickland, Jo Scott and Kate O'Connor host a curated stand up show that also has open mic slots. Put your name in the bucket to perform and the show is FREE. Ft. George McAuliffe, hayden, Dan Curry & Lucy Grebin Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/funnygam…