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Whoa. This is crazy. I didn’t realize he was having that good of a season. Hope people realize how good he’s been

Buckle up John Canzano, I’m about to take you to class. Jayden Daniels has played the toughest schedule in America: teamrankings.com/college-footba… Despite that, he leads the country in total yards by more than 800 yards, and nearly a thousand more than both Penix and Nix. He also

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These are intentionally misleading for two reasons: 1. You left off rushing yards when you Jayden Daniels elite runner and the numbers don’t look good if you include that. 2. You used total games instead of yards per game because you knew Jayden Daniels has played one less

Justin Herbert is C.J. Stroud’s _______ percentile outcome.

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Friendly reminder not to let single plays redefine an entire season’s body of work like it did for Emmanuel Acho.

Here's how Jayden Daniels compares to Joe Burrow (2019) statistically through the regular season. Would Daniels be getting your Heisman vote? 🤔

Jayden Daniels vs. Top-50 defenses 6 Games Passing: 1,806 yards/16 TDs Rushing: 540 yards/3 TDs Total Offense: 2,346 yards/19 TDs Bo Nix (2) Passing: 615 yards/4 TDs Rushing: 39 yards/2 TDs Total Offense: 654 yards/6 TDs Michael Penix Jr. (4) Passing: 1,159 Yards/8 TDs Rushing:

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Nick Saban: *retired at age 72* Pete Carroll: *retired at age 72* Congressmen at age 97:

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