Goombas can really eat.

Geez, I feel sorry for that guy. Imagine being the lackey of a lackey...

...Pay? Live? Job? Didn't really think they were free agents like that. Seeing as how I've never actually met a Bullet Bill that wasn't a. in Bowser's army and b. trying to blow me up.

// i actually did contemplate musing kamek for a bit i LOVE kamek so it'd be fun tbh BUT my plague knight pretty much serves the same purpose

I know that! I just kinda assumed the Bullet Bills weren't *people*, and were just, y'know... Bullets? With eyes... I guess? For tracking...? I mean, are they born? Or like... manufactured? If they're manufactured, that makes it like, even weirder that they're people...?

I'm just saying that if Bowser studied historical warfare even a little bit he would know that cannons don't shoot bullets.

Yeah... Overthinking is right. As in, I'm definitely gonna be thinking of that like, constantly from now on. Gotta say, you have SERIOUS talent for saying disturbing things like they're completely normal. No wonder you're Bowser's favorite!

WOO LATE NIGHT STUDYING!

Sunday is laundry day. ...She hates doing laundry, though.

No!!! ...Well, maybe once or twice. But that wouldn't have been so bad if she had her own washer! Instead of a crowded laundromat... 💧

Can people stop being hot?? It's making studying hard... She keeps getting distracted. Jeez.

...Why would she not have other clothes??? What kinda assumption is that?? She's usually wearing a t-shirt and shorts, thank you very much. They're comfy... just not suitable for rugged expedition.

GOOD EVENING MARIO NATION

// account basically dead as ive moved to bsky btw. thinking of moving goombella over there eventually but in the meantime I'll be on inklingboobs.bsky.social

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Chudai 👀