Vive la vida, y no dejes que la vida te viva.

How have I not sang My Way by Frank Sinatra from the top of my lungs while drunk at a karaoke bar???

You ever just look at an imaginary camera and think "yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."

Here's a ChatGPT prompt: "Tell me something I probably don't know about myself based on all the prompts I've sent you." The answer may surprise you.

Dreams do come true, but it's never enough to just dream it.

When your gf's daughter doesn't call you dad, but when you mention your mom, she jokingly says, "Say hi to my grandma for me" 💀💀💀

Ahhh yes, the rush of setting your 30s as a deadline

you think crypto is scary? Try working 40 years without being able to save anything then retire with nothing at 70

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I love me some pre-travel jitters 🥰

Cannot fathom completely erasing someone from my life I once considered a best friend, even if I've outgrown them, I wanna see how their life is going, I wanna see them do well.

That existential crisis of accomplishing a long wanted dream that defined your identity and wondering what the fuck is next?

Ahhh, yes, $425 a month for a 3 bedroom apartment with services included and in a quiet neighborhood close to the main city roads 🌇 😌

In hindsight, it all makes sense in the name of character development.

No richer than I was two years ago, but I'm finally close to living the life I always wanted ❤️

I'm 54. I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes. If you're soft, stop reading now. Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:

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Worked my ass off to get here, took No short cuts, no hand outs, nothing. I bet the house on myself and said this is it. We win or we go back to regular life. Took every unconventional route to even get here. Dropped out of college,was told I would never amount to shit, was

Probably nothing

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