i am well & truly on my hot girl shit x

why do i seem to only date guys who live their life by ‘how i met your mother’ and always relate most with barney🙃🙃🙃

Rihanna and SZA gave us Consideration and we don't talk about it enough!

can’t believe we are given this one wild & precious life and I’m spending it yearning to get back in bed

is there really anything better than the bridge in phoebe bridgers’ ‘i know the end’? i think not.

i think ‘state lines’ by novo amor may just kill me if i listen to it one more time while in my feelings lol

kanye’s doing what i stop myself from doing on my spam account when i’m having a bad day

Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.

probs goes without saying but i rly hope i’m as good a friend as i can possibly be to all mine🥺

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call me crazy but keeping a mug from your ex that says ‘coolest boobs’ on it is actually very smart because it’s like a lil tripadvisor review for the next person i date 🤠

i’m at an age where i’m starting to see what others my age will look like as middle-aged parents & i don’t like it

four hours to get from paddington to hammersmith… Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps sort it out. #RailStrikes

Lea Michele has arrived at Balamory after misreading directions.

Queen Elizabeth II has died

kinda crazy that i’ve only ever known life with a woman as monarch & now i may never live to see another again

can’t unsee i’m so sorry #GreatBritishBakeOff