TRIFORCE… I need you to be [[BIG]]. With ME

You stupid fucking kid… time to destroy you, once and for all!

(( why are people retweeting my OLD pinned. Hate it when that happens

#SAPPHIRESONICSATURDAY | #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏ Thanks guys. I feel so much soup now.

Me taking a big dookie [ it has been 1,000 years ]

[ strutting into the yiga hideout like he owns the place ] Ladies. Please, try to control yourselves,

[ calling - link. on the triforce phone ] I AM SO BACK

IN THE DARKEST NIGHTMARE HOUR, WHEN NEITHER SUN NOR MOON HAS RISEN,

(( ganondorf’s an awful fucking person. We all know this. But, in terms of my Personal Vision of him, ganondorf gets especially angry at misogyny. the gerudo are all women except him…. There’s no way in Fuck ganondorf would disrespect women

(( oh no absolutely not. Ganondorf’s the fucking worst. He just alphas one (1) redeeming quality

Happy Mother’s Day, moms. Go top your s/o! My Treate!

(( i need to to BACK…. BACK to the iconic kyodorf fit artstation.com/artwork/582kzg

Getting ready to use my EVIL SPELLS !!!

I cannot let you escape, Phantom Ganon. I am adding another toy pony to your enclosure until you calm down! 'HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE'

Hunt monsters ??? No way …..!