@SLTKaidanAlenko @kanashepard_n7 Syhaphone Narong Oops!

@SLTKaidanAlenko @kanashepard_n7 Syhaphone Narong *starts firing at the ones Kaidan pulled forward and finishes them* Done!

I'm sorry. I can't do this. You'll have to wait for Kayla or EDI's writer. #Offline

@SLTKaidanAlenko @kanashepard_n7 Syhaphone Narong ..... *orders something to look busy*

*drinks as much as possible*

*mumbles how Joker and EDI need to sleep so she'll stop getting notifications*

//Finally... #Offline

*thinks about resigning to go see her family*

*writes letter of recognition*

*puts it in a safe place in her armor and starts drinking again* Thank god I turned 21..

*rips up resignation letter and goes back to the Normandy*

*cleans guns*

#HowToMakeSexAwkwardFor @KanaShepard_N7: *sings She Bangs with half the crew over the comms*

*mumbles something to @sltkaidanalenko who is now laying beside her looking at the ceiling*

*smacks Zarender Organa {Parody}* Hey. Question.

... *walks up behind @SurvivedVirmire and whispers* I know about you and both Shepard's. *disappears*

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

//Jeff Moreau LOOK AN EDI 😂 x.com/syntheticsatir…