Who's gonna save her, guys? She can take a punch like a champ. Probably likes that and choking if you're into it. I bet she's an absolute joy after 3 shots and 6 White Claws.

That's what I think every time I see someone on X or FB create a new account and says "I got hacked!" They didn't get hacked. They clicked on something some sweaty shirtless guy in a 3rd world country sent like a dumbass.

I was baptized Lutheran (Catholic Lite: because my mom was excommunicated for marrying my dad) and Southern Baptist then found out I am Jewish by bloodline when I was 16 on both my parents' sides. I'm a confused boy this weekend. (Not really)

If I was 150,000 miles from Earth and was woken up to that song... ...I'd be the only one to worry about the toilet problem.

On today's episode of: "Shitting On Ads On My Timeline": I wonder why they turned off the comments? Perhaps because supplements are mostly bullshit gimmicks and they were getting called out?

Yes. Stupid question. Now shut up about American politics and go back to making my cheap, poorly-fitting shoes for Amazon.

I forgot that "High Plains Drifter" starts right off with shootings and a random assault of the sexual variety.

On today's episode of "Shitting On Ads I See On My Timeline": Its a dehumidifier, stupid. You can pick one up for about $100 at Home Depot or Lowes. Just keep it clean & sanitized. I use one for getting non-chorinated water for making homemade fruit wines sometimes.

I asked Grok how long and what temperature to cook my spiral sliced ham today. It told me then recommended I put pineapple juice in the pan to keep it moist. It worked wonderfully. Grok now made me want to be racist.

Women who do that to their husbands/boyfriends have a burner phone in their glove compartment so they can talk to their boyfriend you don't know about.

Yes. Absolutely. Women have become terrible people ever since they found out they can profit from divorce.

So far 3 recruiters have called me today telling they have a job I'd be perfect for in Rochester. Its my old job I lost in September. They said they're having a hard time finding someone. Guess firing me for not working extra hours any more isn't working out so well.

No Mr. Bandit, you are not baiting me into getting banned on X. Even tho my first thought was hilarious.