This is the type of entitlement that make you think your rich relatives owe you something

Pushing 30

In my experience, sleep paralysis won’t occur if I have my Bible in bed with me. 2 nights ago I had sleep paralysis. My Bible was on my study desk that night. However, I had my phone in bed with me. Kodi the fact that I have a Bible App in my phone means nothing to demons?

Mine is UTM,, Koma ena a ndi osamva akavoterabe MCP. Sikulakwa koma panya pawo

I distinctly recall my Malawian cards not working abroad when APM was in office. But then again I’m in the minority of Malawians whose memory isn’t like a goldfish

Can’t even defend ourselves because he has a point.

Ukafuna kufusila mkazi mu minibus uzidikila kaye conductor amalize kuitanisa ndalama, then uyambepo.

Koma in all honesty... Enjoyment wouldn't slap if baddies didn't exist.

I have 4 more Manchester United Matches in Me this season. Lose those I might just concentrate on Noma this season.

“ Dear customer, your recharge of 2 Million was successful.”

If APM wins the upcoming elections, 2 years into which will undoubtedly be an abysmal tenure, Malawians will start singing the glories of Laz. They will claim that at least under Chakwera they could afford such & such. We're a sorry people who can't think outside DPP/MCP. SMH.

Definitely a Man U🤣🤣🤣🤣

How's life stranger?

Nasty C's verse on 'Particular' alone is greater than all of A-reece's achievements. And it aint even in Nasty's top5.

Ku Blantyre timanamizana kwambiri, ku lilongwe kuli life. Koma vuto anthu amachulusa okumwa.

Wait, Are you telling me a thousand pounds is equivalent to 6 million Malawi Kwacha?

Kod anthu iPhone mwaituluka?

A prophet anu ku nigeria akuti musamakapereke seed muma kwacha anuo, ndipo anenetsa kuti stop punishing the church with malawian kwacha 😂😂

I am just not sure if Amorim should be given more time or we should just stop wasting time with another average coach with decent players at our disposal.

Pali chovotera chogulitsa 150k mukavote mwa nzeru ndi inuo.