Fuck, almost 53... [He mumbled before realizing what Robin’s non-answering the question probably means.] Ah fuck, they’re younger than me??

... Shit ...

Right, school! That’s still a thing.

I’m... forgetful

Getting cheeky with me, young man?

// Me 2 yrs ago: depresso because I didn’t have any hobbies and I overthink when I’m not doing anything Me now: roleplayer, gamer, weeb, make-up enthusiast, pagan witch with 4 fish tanks in my room and no time to even sleep which leads to energy drink addiction

Fuck HEY BLAKE! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY DOG TREATS

[He’s running to Robin’s appartment with a bag full of toys and treats.] KNOCKITY FUCKING KNOCK

Ya’ll ever realize that you’re the source of all your problems and you deserve everything bad that’s ever come your way? Just me? Okay

The what

Oh. Who do you need it for?

I don’t know- You didn’t introduce me to any friends

Are you saying I was wrong somewhere?

That’s where *you’re* wrong. Where’s the spoon?

Anyone else ever just... lost a sex toy? Or is it just me?

How to get rid of a kink I accidentally picked up from my ex? Wait, this isn’t google-

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘕𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘢. 𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘶𝘱. 𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲

// I fucking FELT that