This one time I added my sister as a pinner to one of my Pinterest boards cause I thought it would be cool to curate a board together and then she got a whole new Pinterest account. That was the one who likes me lol

OH MY GOSH I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM MOO AWAY LITTLE GUY!

However much you hate those hard center riders, it’s probably not enough.

Yes social media is a great way for children to get help

WHY ARE YOU THIS WAY?!

BECAUSE I WILL JUST DO IT AL MYSELF THERE ARE YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR EVERYTBING I DONT NEED ANYONE TO TAKE ME ANYWHERE I WILL JUST PLOP HER OUT IN THE BATHTUB MYSELF NEVERMIND ANY INTERFERENCE FROM ANYONE ANYWHERE I WILL KEEP ALL UODATES TO MYSELF WHAT LICEN

Being crazy in the text messages tonight

What do you call a bear with no ears?

Going through entire loaf of bread to make enough pb&j’s for everyone. “Mom the power is out!” Yes. Yes I know. Ergo pb&j. (They ❤️ pb&j so it’s a win for everyone but the bread supply)

I literally don’t care what gender this is disgusting. You people call parents genital obsessed but you’re the ones demanding to watch kids gyrate on stage almost naked. IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE THATS BAD. IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE THATS SEXUALIZING

How desperate they are for access to innocence. Framing you as a villain for protecting kids, convincing vulnerable youngsters to cut ties with their parents. Always breaking. Always mutilating. Always destroying and perverting. They cannot create anything good.

“Shaping a narrative” is you calling a little boy gyrating on stage “ballroom” dancing. Fuck right off. I don’t have to prove anything. You do it all by fighting for your right to sexualize kids. Hard drive check on this one. You are disgusting.

I feel like all the Roald Dahl resentment from twitter checkies comes from knowing, deep down, that he was calling them out with this