A dog dressed as a reindeer who thinks he’s a rabbit. He’s perfect :)

Would be a shorter list to compile who she HASNT been with. Assuming until further notice all of you have had a turn. Get tested for Kimydia

It has been something sitting out in the lobby with my cousins as we take turns going back to see our grandmother in her tiny room. Talking about how crazy present day is, one says he ❤️s Twitter and have I ever heard of the hodge twins? Lol my good bud, you are precious 🤓

Lady reporter got Jesus-juked real hard.

I am sorry, Alex. You will have to give it back because the powers that be expect you to cover your astronomical gdp sized lawsuit yourself.

Sean Bean’s body didn’t die in that one Snow White movie, but watch his eyes during the singing and dancing at the end. His soul did.

F word scissorhands Tuan Jim A simple guy that has authority to compete with NASA on space exploration, put thousands of satellites into orbit, start his own ISP, get involved with global free speech concerns, buys a popular social media app, and wants to embed chips into your brain.

Nbd, right?

The little one has missed me so badly this week. Up until Tuesday, we had only been separated for 5 hours tops. He is on me till he goes to sleep now. Maybe he thinks if he captures me, I can’t leave again.

Sam Bankman-Fried: I don’t know where $10 billion dollars went

The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.2 trillion dollars went

The IRS: You just sent $601.37 don’t forget to report it.

In your kindness, please pray for my grandmother. She is passing. It is day 3 and her body has nothing left but she is having such a hard time letting go. Just pray for her comfort and peace that she can let go & we will be okay.