You know you’re over somebody when your stomach doesn’t hurt when they don’t answer anymore

Baffles me that Max is ranked higher on the P4P list than he is at LW

MMA twitter watching my live execution courtesy of Josh thrash metal with his blicky (I’m finally dead)

7/10 tbh fire.

It takes a village. You guys might know there names but they make some of the biggest sacrifices for me. A debt I’ll never be able to repay.

Swag

About to crash out @ work

He will be back.

It used to be a joke, but now you actually gotta consider this.

Do you think Max entered his prime after this fight?

This looks fun

I competed in a tag team jiu jitsu match over the weekend during the UFC 300 prelims.

My teammate Sarek and I won 3 submissions to 1, and we had our mma team go 6-2. Not a bad night!

Check some clips, like me armbarring a guy while he’s literally in an arm triangle 😂

So the second to last time this happened to me this chick I know pulled up the hims.com website in front of me and was suggesting dick pills so I just upped and left from her crib, laughed/cried all the way home on my skateboard then wrecked my board and went to…

HELLO GUYS IS THIS ALLOWED??? Hello????

Gotta cop it now.

He’s real as fuck for this, vertigo is no joke. No excuses, just letting the fans know what’s up/what happened.

Uhhhhh

This is actually insane.

*cartoon gulp*

See you on the other side.

Y’all Vertigo fucking sucks and it can hit you anytime your head has sudden movement. Stop saying it’s “excuses” that shit is very real.