That new Dora’s bob is not bobing.

still struggling with my skin *sigh*

My dad really be doing something sometimes.

He made spaghetti, but blended up carrots, garlic, and onion and we had no clue the red sauce wasn’t tomato based. It was good!

Not me making a whole KB work out and then gym not having KB….

She's hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭 this is EXACTLY how they go

Somebody said Holy Girl Summer and I love it. Defintiely traveling for this.

I was on a 3 week stretch of working out 5x a week, had to unexpectedly go home and got back in the gym today. Felt good.

So, Spotify makes day list based off what you usually listen to each day. Today, they named mine “stealth freaky Monday”. Is this what y’all really think of me????

I hope my future kids don't say 'on my momma'. Cause no baby.

I know I’m not in MN when people ACTUALLY hold the door open for you.

Yall we’re not playing about one legged hip thrust

Now y’all know back in 5 years ago y’all would never have that dark of a concealer stick in your makeup collection.

This virus is kicking my butt. Nose sounds like a trumpet

Bro: nobody loves me like you do… twinnnn
My dad: Go somewhere! Why nobody loves you?

The “African Dad” chapter of Issa Rae’s Awkward Black Girl has to be a universal experience. It’s too accurate.

Decision fatigue. Constant decisions to be made. Things to be kept, things to be thrown away. What to eat, how often to do the laundry. What to wear for work everyday. Motherfuckers better launch some AI home managers because this decision fatigue is going to drive me crazy.

Within 10min of walking in the house, diagnosed PR and tinea corpis on each kid.

*driving*
Me: BusyB, is that a backhoe!?
Nephew: NOOOO! It’s a front loader.
Me: Oh excuse me.