Davis Warren should never have to pay for his own drinks in Ann Arbor for the rest of his life

I like breakfast

Why are there still piles of garbage everywhere in fallout? Why are there still 200 year old skeletons? Why has nobody outside of shady sands (which the show reduced to rubble) decided to make new bricks? Why is everything made of scrap metal?

BRO THEY PUT CHEEZ ITS IN THE TROPHY. This sucks

I don’t think there’s a secret episode of stranger things, but I do think a lot of the details are pointing to something. Probably nothing as elaborate as people are hoping, but not nothing

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em me: [playstation voice] play-station

FINALLY

lmao carson beck

Michigan football had 3 NFL head coaches on staff from 2021-2023 and people still think it was the signs

In about a week we’re gonna have: - Performative Sportsball guys calling the Super Bowl a waste of time - Insecure soccer fans bringing up World Cup viewership - Corny memes about Super Bowl commercials - The annual overreaction of that years Super Bowl winner on sports media

My band is so underground that no one can listen to our music ever

FINAL: No. 1 Michigan Hockey takes down No. 2 Michigan State in the highest-ranked matchup in rivalry history! #GoBlue 〽️

Michigan is in the next mlb the show. Baseball School.

I have always felt it deep in my bones that Ohio State University was a deeply evil institution

The Phillies have released OF Nick Castellanos.

BRO?