Counting down the days until Jose Mourinho calls it a day in football management and we get to see him on the likes of I’m a celeb

BREAKING NEWS: Man Utd have finally reached an agreement with Borussia Dortmund over the transfer of Shinji Kagawa. £12m plus add-ons we understand.

Most under rated player in the prem

United are tragic

Footy Accumulators

My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldn’t work. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta

FT: Real Sociedad 8-0 Manchester United ‘Who knew David Silva still had it eh?’ #UEL #UELDraw

Who’s the best young defender in the Championship? #Swans

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

Decided I may not be able to be a Swansea supporter anymore. It’s time to be a winner. What team does everyone think I should support ? Just fed up of constantly losing 😂

Just a reminder that Swansea City have more major trophies in the last decade than Tottenham Hotspur. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Got a new tattoo today near my nipple. What does everyone think?

England, I know you’re excited to go back to nightclubs, but that energy would be better spent toppling your government.

Absolutely agree, without the tap-ins and goal-hanging, I wouldn’t have scored hundreds of goals and won golden boots, I’d be like you, completely and utterly useless.

Suns out, banging playlist on☀️😎 this is living … love a Sunday

The real reason behind the Bristol airport delays