YOUR ENLIVENED SHEETS SPEAK DIFFERENT, NORMAN! I WITNESSED IT WITH MY VERY EYES! shapeshifting into your chair would be the last thing *you* would expect.

For what it's worth I found the scene quite ravishing... the halls of Asgard speak of your... heh. Whimpers. Oh, Great Goblin!

I'm not the one dressing in Disney Villain reject gear, Dear Norman...

Now thats. Hm. Touché. Wow. Can't believe you'd just.. No wonder you weren't invited to Cabal game night.

Erm well,, I've been kicked out of Asgard for a fracking scheme gone wrong andnam hoping for a place to stay,,, and you're my only contact 🥺 you wouldn't happen to have uhh,, room for one more.. haha!

...friendship?

I had great plans for your wikifeet page and the Oscorp building but lets be glad it didn't come to it, old friend!!! Alonze!!!!!

Ahh worry not, wavehead! and avoid the facilities period. Alligator likes their peace n quiet kthnxbyeeeeee.