wow holy subtweet...

Crazy story out of Qatar: A British couple honeymooned in Doha, where the wife was harassed at the Ritz-Carlton pool by two men who told her she'd "fall in love" after he slept with her. The hotel gaslit her, with management denying the CCTV backed her story despite their own

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you can always tell which comments are AI because they include the full context of the post every time.

Aborted Fish: I would have loved to bite your worm, anon… But I was aborted… I guess you’ll have to catch nothing again…

yeah we should all be calling Hillary Clinton by her last name. this will surely not cause any confusion.

wow. if only there were a word for the shape of a golf ball

goddamn this photogenic ass motherfucker

African-American Clavicular English (AACE)

good. barbaric and evil practice.

obviously racism is never okay. that's why it's funny

wrong. the highest selling genre is religious fiction.

guy is a fucking idiot. one of the most annoying things about farcry 2, 3, and 4 is the unskippable cutscenes

a complete dumbass. Farcry 2, 3, and 4 cutscenes aren't skippable, you literally have no choice but to watch them all the way through.

how interesting. maybe it has something to do with one being a website and the other being a real life place

you people are idiots. no wonder game adaptations suck, these are the people who production companies are listening to.

always some bullshit with you people

literally not a spoiler at all, you're conditioned to hate micah from the start and you spend the entire first game hunting down the other 3.

id like to announce my latest idea for a lightly armoured vehicle

dr pepper is bottled by pepsi co. mcdonald's has been exclusively coke for as long as i've been alive. how the hell did they manage this? i know pepsi doesn't actually own dr. pepper, but surely they would be against this?